The New Crystal Folk Club

Crystal Folk Club is the plerce

Put a smile on many a ferce

weem all mates as goo up theer

We have a lof an drink sum beer

Club is run by my mate Den

This a pun cuzz hees a Gem

With elp from Roger an the crew

The sumetimes struggle to pull it through

Den starts the show of with a sung

Next is Graham sum times lung

Sumtimes followed by Mark or Sue

or maybe Alan Jon or Loo

Telin’ terls of time lung gone

Brian tels yer a funny tale

Smutty jokes frum Paul wool mek yo squale

Tony Portlock plays guitar

He really is a local star

Next the uke boys with Paul & Vic

They don’t arf gee it sum stick

The theers Rob plays the fiddle

Mr Woodall sings sungs of Aldi Lidl

New cumers cum ann go

Sum up ther I doe no

All that cum doe play or sing

Thats ok cuzz this is the thing

Wot matters is that yo cum

Support the raffle and have sum fun

by Paul Edward Devall

(The Dudley Dodgee)